Dear John..... The end of the trail

*Checks bag

So my bread crust trail just ended... and me bewildered.

*puts hands on hips

Seems Johnny Menace has lost himself again and there's no way I'm going to find him now. I'm stumped... And apparently so is Carl because he was sure to cast his vote for "putting this blog out of it's misery".

But is there misery? I mean really, look inside yourself.

I know Shawn and Shane won't miss him because they're couple skate partners now - three is a crowd
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I know PBC won't miss him because PBC is in prison on an attempted murder charge. PBC misses nothing else than what his asshole used to be I'm certain.

I know Bostick won't miss him... but... shit ...Bostick may.

I know Carl won't miss him because Carl is a good husband.

I may miss him. But only because all you fags got so pissy about the fact you thought I was fucking him - and it was hilarious to watch. And personally, I've come to think that's because you were all jealous at the potential.... fags.

Anyway, there's not much I can do here besides pack shit up and think about draping canvas over the furniture hoping some day the Menace will find his way back here safely - again. I'll pay an occasional visit when I can to water the plants and drink Patron near the fire pit for a spell. Although I refuse to buy my own bottle, I'll just drink what's left here.

Oh, and before I go.

A little sentimentality of my own...

Last one out turns out the lights.

Dear John.. ..Digesting the crumbs

Dear Menace,

Late last night while I was feeding the sharks, I became engrossed in celebration over the almost translated breadcrumbs -- but then something bizarre and unexpected happened.

You were right... they don't want me to follow.



I could only leave a tendril of a message for you in the peripheral of your current vision. You will know it when you see it... If you translate if co.rrectly you will find it's message quite clear.

It's more than a premonition. It's a steadfast bullet into the future. But when?


I have to go now Johnny... there's a red wolf at the door.....


and I am holding at 11.2% evaporation.

Dear John .... Counting the Crumbs

Dear Johnny,

It's been a cold April.
You forgot to pay the power before you disappeared again.

And it's not about you going out for cigarettes...
because you don't smoke Johnny.

Are you some strange introverted sociopathic super hero?
Perhaps you "unplug" like they do in the Matrix.

If so, when I find you can you teach me how to zero-gravity-ultra-slomo fuck?
That would be really intense and could be a nice addition to my resume.

However it is you leave, you're really good about
staying lost - for a long time.

Many will celebrate your disappearance
But my celebration will be black.

(That's the only color midget they had)

But I think I can find you.
....

I collected your breadcrumbs lovingly in little ziplock baggies and made notes on every one before I back combed the area with my black light for the next one.

Please pardon the flashlight glare on the pages. It would have been a better snapshot if I had overhead light of any kind. Or at least D batteries for the camping lamp.

I have a feeling that until I can glue the crumbs together and bring you your sandwich... You will stay far far away and not know how to come home.

I had better get started before you end.

Everything Nice

PS - You better not be lost somewhere warm... Or I'll be pissed!

Bread crumbs...... the last one..

Here it is... in your hand.. have it with some wine.. savor it.. for it is the last..

You have all you need... to find me... and you will once you put together the crumbs.. starting with

The bread crumb songs ...hullaballo to the last one

once you have that... you'll have one last crumb to piece it all.. and then you find the co.pamy you seek..

the final one.. steals my oxygen.. my kind of sunday song...

Excerpts from "I think your brillant"...... July 16th '06

Random partial excerts put together in chronological order from the longest chain letter written.. Who's it with.. well that i can't say.. maybe you'll figure it out.. This post covers and exchange from July 16th.. and Enjoy.


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7.16.06

Silence is underated... and unappericated.. that's probably why its so morbid. and No .. dairy products with being stoned.. I wouldn't agree with you..
no boundaries.... and here i thought that cost extra.... well then lets keep pushing I'm rooting for animal attack
ok Julia Bond and Taylor hayes..... but can we dub Taylor Hayes with Brianna Banks voice?

So now its pryo fustration... or is it sexual fustration and you just want to burn something... and does the burning it, explosion, or me blowing my load cure your pyro-sexual frustration
and can i point out how obvious a van is when it comes to kidnapping.. That screams "pull me over, I have hooters waitress gagged in the back and an expired regestration"

Who said anything about shocking... ... so the odds are againist me.. and your betting againist me....seems almost hollywoodesc. i like this sceranio.. just as much as i like the scenario of you on your knees.

Please don't peer in the body bag unless you speak latin,
Menace

P.S. i wanted to start a post script
P.S.S. is it p.p.s or p.s.s




Menace,

what an absolute pleaseure to see you in my box on a weekend. I do admit I was a little tickleed to see a response from you, I thought for certain I would have to wait 3 days, or atleast until Monday.

animal attack you hope? i was leaning towards asphixiation.... or sexual implosion... at this rate it's entirely possible. Which animal are you?

sure, a van screams kidnapping I know this. but does a mini van do the same?

no, shocking hmmm... i am betting against you, from the opposing corner and only because... well, we won't go there. and the odds are clearly against me now since I continue to work on uncovering the pieces and putting them together... i should get an A for effort though expectations are overrated.

me on my knees? yes, but I have to ask... is it in front of you or the hooters waitress... would you feed it to me... or would I have to take it? they are simple questions that I am sure you will scatter amongst the next two emails.


Surcomer

P.S. there's a reason for this post script because
P.P.S I have no idea why you wanted to start one
P.P.S. interesting, what will we do? or did you say already?
P.P.P.S i believe it's ppps, or else it sounds like somebody taking a leak on a campfire instead of a stutter.



Tickleed pleasure box,

You get an I for insanity and an A for well ... something else .... you

...but as far as my name I've already put it out there.. i'll probably slide it in again.. but will you notice.. and your right eric doesn't appericate.... phone number is out there two.. well at least all the numbers... but there has been so many numbers between us.. i think the hidden messages are getting muddy.. maybe we should refresh.

Animal attack.. of course.. for the same reason your leaning towards asphixiation or the implosion...

a mini van.. i'll have to think about this..

if your betting on me.. then the odds are in your favor because it is a stated fact that you do not bet when the odds are not in your favor.. expectations should be overrated..

you on your knees.... hmmmm.. you want to get the waitress involved.. and here i only wanted to kidnapp her...

Menace

P.S. I'm done with post script how about you?
P.S.S. so your trying to tell me you live IL with hidden phone number?



Touch the machine Johnny. Do it......

I think we're on Korea by now... perhaps it was the animal attacks that have me stuck on that choice.

Do you really want me to elaborate on the third party theory? I may implode a bit just long enough to be direct... but then if I did that, would you run and leave me in silence.... It's a fear.... morbidity. And then I could roll the dice and just say it and hear you applaud or reject the scenario. Hmmm, how are the odds I wonder?



First untie me.. then i might touch the machine.

Korea? and here i thought we both wanted a little rush.. that's all a little blood rush..flushed skin before the happy ending.. that is if the ending is happy... the ending is typicallly met with silence and silence according to you is morbid soo the ending will probably be morbid.... ... good thing i have the foresight to see this coming

i think a mini-van would make me wince.

An entire theory own third parties.. well i'm not going to tell you the odds.. your going to have to determine the odds yourself and then decide if you want to roll the dice or not... i hope its worth the risk.

are you trying to draw me out of the corner or into your corner.. let's take a glance here... oh and you scrambled them...i'm going with ??? area code for now... maybe the first words will just be what's in my bag...