Friday, February 02, 2007

Bread crumbs...

22 Comments:

Blogger JBoombostick said...

I thought you were dead for real. Asshat.

10:54 AM  
Blogger JBoombostick said...

I am revamping my blog. I was getting too much traffic(500hits a day) and could not post the shit that I wanted to anymore so I said fuckit. Glad that you are still above ground and want to know what the fuck caused you to dip out like that. emaill 'me' bitch.

10:56 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

*cocks head to the side*
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*studies authenticity of note*
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1:34 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

*Notices there aren't any typo's*
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*follows bread crumbs to kitchen*

1:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

JM-When are you coming to the coast. Wednesday or Friday?

Hey the world at large can change.

2:51 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Anonymous seems to be picking up my bread crumbs...

12:36 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Steve will be over soon to correct us on the proper usage "of" and "for" Bread Crumbs....

5:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are an asshat. Just sayin'.

10:01 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Anon - define you.. or have Steve do it for you.

There are two of us here, and there is no I in YOU.

10:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You = The Menacing Johnny.

11:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would've had Steve do it for me but we're not on speaking terms right now.

I hate you, Steve.

11:07 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

OH, thank god... I wasn't sure if my ass could accommodate your head or not.

Have you met Steve?

11:07 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Oh, I see you have then. You must not have been correct with your grammar.

He called me a fucking idiot today.

11:08 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Tomorrow I am going to make it a point to tell Steve how great his man boobs are.

11:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I personally think Steve's man boobs are lacking, but we all have our own opinions.

I think my grammar made Steve vomit...he, of course, was pissed off that he had to taste that mediocre 7-layer burrito again when it came back up and decided to take me down for it...

It's not my fault he's so sensitive to the misuse of "their". Whatev.

11:19 PM  
Blogger BirdMadGirl said...

Hmmmm....

Very deep.

I never thought of Menace as profound or insightful... but maybe his disappearance has something to do with it?

Maybe he's a Buddhist monk now... that would explain his perpetual silence lately. Either that or he's having tea and 3-ways with Bono and Fiona Apple.

8:18 AM  
Blogger Lara said...

That totally blew my mind. Seriously.

3:51 PM  
Blogger Johnny Menace said...

bo - as long as i can take oxygen

EN - are you still hungry

anyon - Wow
*applauds
No... really.. wow
*stands and applauds
Please.. people.. everyone should be clapping with me..
*claps
Thanks for not getting it.. and going with the easy answer which your brain must have thought was so fucking clever...
*claps
Again thanks i needed a laugh

pyro - its all in the tongue

sullen - how did you think of me before.. and more important.. how often.. ...if you open your eyes a little wider maybe you'll see things that were already there.... and only if Bono is replaced with MacPhisto

midwest - seriously you need to return the favor

12:38 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Johnny - Have I ever not been?

10:39 AM  
Blogger Johnny Menace said...

you mean you've never been filled?

2:16 PM  
Blogger Dan said...

Jeez, I haven't heard from you guys in ages. Still kickin' huh?

Cool!

4:47 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Is that what I inferred?

10:20 AM  

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