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posted by Everything Nice at 3:57 PM
Friday, June 08, 2007
Contributors
- Dear John..... The end of the trail
- Dear John.. ..Digesting the crumbs
- Dear John .... Counting the Crumbs
- Bread crumbs...... the last one..
- Excerpts from "I think your brillant"...... July ...
- don't have sex on your mind..... want it?
- Bread crumbs......... the best of ..
- The Character's glance...... a last look to light
- Bread crumbs...... past the halfway point
- Bread crumbs...... ignore the voices
Previous Posts
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12 Comments:
OMFG! Skills!
this is the greatest blog in america!
So I'm trying to be proactive about my next phone call....
But Mai Suk Goo is tough to compete with... and Johnny is reluctantly declining any further collect calls...
This may have to be handled a bit more delicately....
You are truly brilliant :)
And I want an Asian whore...
Just sayin...
HOLY MOTHERFUCKING ...
ROFLMFAO!!! Oh shit, that is funny!!!
You know how I love the phone calls... *giggle*
I sooo cannot read that fast.
i hope that fag cums back soon. i want to eat his asshole then stab him 117 times.
: )
This was outrageously entertaining. Do you write screenplays on the side EN?
As for Calzone, he's told me he's going to invest in a prosthetic penis. You know he doesn't have a penis. You might have noticed in the photos...
Just saying.
V - I would have sent you one... but she wouldn't fit in the box with the restraints...even after I cut off her arms and legs.
Stealth - ...SHIT.
Do you? Even bothersome telemarketers that want to sell you subscriptions to Vegetables Weekly or service your fridgidaire?
Butchie - well that's too bad... I guess you'll have to make your own captions?
Spackler - Sorry, your stabbing limit is 116... one short of your goal... you'll have to lower your standards.
R2K - :|
Monkeys human - I have written two, but both movies bombed. Of course I'm not blaming myself... It's actually JLo's fault. The other screenplay was some sappy bullshit about a large cruise ship taking it up the ass by an iceberg... some sappy romantic 'period' peice... I said, whatever.
I did notice Calzone's lacking appendage... And I felt pity. But mom taught me not to stare at shit like that... I am glad he has decided to invest, he really needs to get laid.
Don't worry E,
I've already ordered an Asian whore off ebay for V...
just don't let on,
cause it's a surprise!
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