Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Excerpts from "I think your brillant"...... June 26 '06

Random partial excerts put together in chronological order from the longest chain letter written.. Who's it with.. well that i can't say.. maybe you'll figure it out.. This post covers June 26.. and a continuation from my first post.. Enjoy.

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Dear bag lady

.....Close with the CD... as in it is a CD but not the deftones... and that hurts because if i had to pick a CD to play in the background of a sexually charged atmosphere throughout the entire album that would be up there........ no that would be number #1... i can not think of any other album i would rather have playing... (i'm not talking orginal white pony album not that mini maggot 2nd version with "back to school" on it)........

hold on to your panties,

Menace


Dear loser's loser's loser's loser,

Alright you know what? I agree about the Deftones, only I didn't know we were talking sexually charged.... yet. I do admit though, I get squirrelly just thinking about being in opposing dark corners with you...

Holding panties....

?????

PS - I did read up on it. My hands-on training begins tomorrow... with any luck.



.... but I've been doing some research and with a little more time i think i get the other 2 down... i already got ice and the other narrowed down to music... maybe by tonight i'll have a guess..
.....Opposing dark corners... where we just sit and stare until one breaks down... sounds like a whole new reality show..... a mind fuck of a reality show... could call it Mind Fuck... and each person gets to bring in a bag.


I have an oral fixation issue. I'm crafty with my hands, perhaps they saw that. Either that or the fact my nails are neatly manicured very short on only my right hand.... dunno. Either way I'm thinking it might have been that I sat with my legs not crossed on accident because they weren't convinced until I pulled that move.

... but first we would need to narrow down our bags. tsk tsk, you never told me what's in yours.
btw.. im still holding my panties.
let me know when i can toss.


Oral fixation issue...... hmmmm... could be a hint for what's in the bag....
Your right hand must be your punching hand then. I think Sharon Stone owns the right to uncrossing legs during an interview session.... better notify your lawyer of that one to.
and what's in my bag? ... it's only fair to let you have three guesses.

Toss them when you feel the urge,
Menace



I would make out with you in a dark corner.
I would make out with you in a light corner.
And you said fucking...
and couch/love seat..
chaise lounge?

Wait, Is that not what we were getting at? Im fairly tossed right now. Maybe I should approach this email when Im sober. I'll toss a guess then too.

I know i have a third guess... and i'll throw it out there when i'm ready... ice, oral, and music... sounds like a party in a bag.


So you write sentences like Green Eggs and Ham when your drunk?

I would make out with you in a dark corner
I would make out with you in a light corner
I would make out with you on a train
I would make out with you on a plane
I might like what's in your bag
I might like it ???? I am
Would you try it on a boat
I would try it with a goat

Did i say fucking? I didn't see it anywhere... maybe it was implied or subtexted in that Amy Lowell "The Weather-Cock Points South" kindaway.. and here i thought i was asking you about the "mind fuck" game show and what was in your top 5..

stay tossed,
Menace

28 Comments:

Blogger Everything Nice said...

I think you and jesus are sharing emails.

And, I see no mention of me or latin in either of these unless you wanted to play "mind fuck"

perhaps I could host?

10:37 AM  
Blogger Johnny Menace said...

EN - we are but that's a diffrent chain.... you could host.. i had this pornstar in mind though..

balls - that is probably why i am poor and homeless then.... but honestly that is hilarious.. sucking dick for living... like a prostitute... LOL jesus... i swear goths are so fucking funny.. so dark.. yet so funny... so goth.... wow... is only you would leave more comments.

5:29 PM  
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8:21 PM  
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8:23 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

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11:38 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

If you swear like a sailor, why don't you just say FUCK instead of effing?

That makes no sense. You said it the first time, oh, and the second.... why sound pretarded on the third round?

Here, let me help you.

"no fucking way, we are in the same FUCKING area... Lemmme guess, FUCKING spoken for."

What does fucking speak sound like? Is that like an orgasm?

11:40 PM  
Blogger Scumbag said...

fuck.

9:04 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

So Johnny, is jesus jerking your chain? Sounds like Scumbags ready to play your game.

10:07 AM  
Blogger Editor Shawn said...

I have an oral fixation issue. I'm crafty with my hands, perhaps they saw that. Either that or the fact my nails are neatly manicured very short on only my right hand.... dunno

When do we get to fill in the ????'s Johnny?

1:20 PM  
Blogger Editor Shawn said...

Let's do that now.

1:21 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Oh, this might be fun... Like picture pages! Okay, I'll guess first.

I think it's White Devil.

1:22 PM  
Blogger Editor Shawn said...

You could be right. But I have a different idea.

1:31 PM  
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1:46 PM  
Blogger Editor Shawn said...

Funny how I said that and Spitfire shows up.

Menace and Spitfire... sounds like an after school special.

2:13 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Shawn. That was totally assholish of you.

3:27 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Yeah, we smell our own Bill.

11:42 AM  
Blogger Johnny Menace said...

ok deleted comments.. really pbc shs.. you don't have to be ashamed.. your comments typically suck anyway no need to erase them...

shane - you fag put me back in the wedding party... i'm an honary member by now

emma - no jesus makes you jerk him... its very jew of him but hey you do what you have to get in... shane can tell you all about that when he had to eat that cookie cake with all his frat brother's jizz on it to get in... at least jesus doesn't make you eat his jizz.

shawn - Menace and Spitfire... it is kinda of catchy.. do you think you can ask Jen to write on the some of the men's bathroom stalls?... because that we'll kinda of start a whole word of mouth campaign...

bill - i'm going to speak for everyone here when i say.. i think you should be the dragon and let the gay cowboy thing go... we all hope that picture isn't really you..... .... and if it is.... well... no it can't.... ok....
"Live and let live" .. that is a recovery slogan.. what are you recovering from?.. is it from hanging out in pits of shame with people? or is it something.... you use to say .. Live and let live.. (you know you did, you know you did you know you did)But in this ever changing world in which we live in..Makes you give in and cry... Say live and let die..... ....... ........ ... oh.. wait what was i saying......

10:14 AM  
Blogger Editor Shawn said...

Johnny you're a funny mother fucker.





fag.


No sorry, Jen's too busy sucking my dick to write anything.

12:58 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Wha? Jesus doesn't make you eat jizz to get in?!?!?

Well fuck that then. I would rather go to hell.

You know, Shawn, some women can actually suck dick without using hands. It's an interesting phenomenon called "skill".

Alright, Alright I'll teach her and then she can go ahead and do Johnny's advertising in the work restroom.

1:15 PM  
Blogger Johnny Menace said...

shawn - i understand.. girls can get caught up and obsess over one thing.... day time soaps, cleaning, dick, work, ect.

emma - no but St. Peter now... who knows what kinda of shit you have to do if your name isn't in the book... I'm sure its like sucking off the bouncer of a hot spot club...

8:54 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Johnny. I don't think I need to hide the fact that well... If the bouncer was anything like you...

i would suck.
and swallow.

12:28 PM  
Blogger Johnny Menace said...

i rest my case shawn..

12:34 PM  
Blogger Editor Shawn said...

what case? That if the bouncer was like you she'd suck and swallow?

Em don't put that thing in your mouth hun, you don't know where it's been.

Menace is a dirty bastard kitten killer.

12:40 PM  
Blogger Johnny Menace said...

my case about girls obessing over soap operas or dicks.. and you forgot ninja.

12:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

God bless you for the Pixies.

12:07 AM  
Blogger Johnny Menace said...

A gezunt dir in pupik .... i'm a sucker for bellybuttons what can i say

8:39 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

oh, burn.

9:04 AM  
Blogger Johnny Menace said...

Billy - Cowboy over dragon? i see where your priorties are...hmmmmmm... popular blog.... yet you come here to my blog... so i'm the real blogger's blog.. a musican's kind of band... a comedian's comedian..... your saying i'm on this upper eschelon of blogging that only the real bloggers can understand.... thanks

EN - that's what happens when your on your knees that long

8:04 AM  

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