Excerpts from "I think your brillant"...... June 23-25 '06
I think the title is self-explanitory.... Random partial excerts put together in chronological order from a long ass chain letter.. This post covers June 23-25.. Enjoy.
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.......Just thought you should know this. Nice shirt...
....and i think you're trying to get in my peripheral vision...
..as long as it's not your focal point.....
...as long as you stay in your corner...
..I always stay in my corner until Im summoned.... But only the part of me that agrees a bag on the head is a damn good idea.... Wear your members only jacket for me.... come on. You ever slice your jugular on your collars ever?
..This is going to be a long chain letter isn't it....... ...
Is she going to run up and hit me over the head with the bat
Is she going to read phone numbers
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.......Just thought you should know this. Nice shirt...
....and i think you're trying to get in my peripheral vision...
..as long as it's not your focal point.....
...as long as you stay in your corner...
..I always stay in my corner until Im summoned.... But only the part of me that agrees a bag on the head is a damn good idea.... Wear your members only jacket for me.... come on. You ever slice your jugular on your collars ever?
..This is going to be a long chain letter isn't it....... ...
Is she going to run up and hit me over the head with the bat
Is she going to read phone numbers
Is she just going to sit in the corner and drink
...I would most likely rip most of the pages out of the phone book, stick them in the top of the scotch bottle... light them and smack the bottle out the window with the bat ......... the banana leaf shirt is a red flag too...... I'd be happy to help you fashion-wise in any way... especially when it comes to your obvious desire to be a vampire.
...but once we hit that magic number I might use it for a running series on my blog "Excerts from the longest chain letter" or something like that. I'm no expert on physics and explosives but I am sure of three things when it comes to your molotov cocktail........
the room at the Anatole would catch on fire
you would catch on fire
and i might blow my load at the sound of the explosion.
I milked a goat once and earned $5. Decent cheese too if you don't mind the coarse hair in it..... I would most definitely catch on fire..... I should tell my lawyers to be prepared. Thanks for the heads up. .... since you'd think I was some crazed panty thrower.
Dear crazy panty thrower,
why force the goat comment?.......You've been to dallas..and didn't get murdered, robbed or assualted.. congrats...... Seems like i would get a plaque or trophy for blowing my load by explosion...
...I would most likely rip most of the pages out of the phone book, stick them in the top of the scotch bottle... light them and smack the bottle out the window with the bat ......... the banana leaf shirt is a red flag too...... I'd be happy to help you fashion-wise in any way... especially when it comes to your obvious desire to be a vampire.
...but once we hit that magic number I might use it for a running series on my blog "Excerts from the longest chain letter" or something like that. I'm no expert on physics and explosives but I am sure of three things when it comes to your molotov cocktail........
the room at the Anatole would catch on fire
you would catch on fire
and i might blow my load at the sound of the explosion.
I milked a goat once and earned $5. Decent cheese too if you don't mind the coarse hair in it..... I would most definitely catch on fire..... I should tell my lawyers to be prepared. Thanks for the heads up. .... since you'd think I was some crazed panty thrower.
Dear crazy panty thrower,
why force the goat comment?.......You've been to dallas..and didn't get murdered, robbed or assualted.. congrats...... Seems like i would get a plaque or trophy for blowing my load by explosion...
Deftones, white pony album
electrical tape
and a typewriter
Dear 3rd grade sack race champion,
You're absolutely right. No need to force goats... I don't do plaques, I do trophies or bodily scarring...... I'm wearing my supergirl undies today
it was 5th place.. The ribbon was brown. Everyone got a ribbon. (do i comment about the undies..... hmmmmm.... neh.. she's going to take them off and throw them anyways)
I'll remember that should I end up there meandering around with my goat cheese........ So, if they're all about saving somebody elses ass does that make them ass pirates?.... you pegged the ice though.
Dear 3rd grade sack race champion,
You're absolutely right. No need to force goats... I don't do plaques, I do trophies or bodily scarring...... I'm wearing my supergirl undies today
it was 5th place.. The ribbon was brown. Everyone got a ribbon. (do i comment about the undies..... hmmmmm.... neh.. she's going to take them off and throw them anyways)
I'll remember that should I end up there meandering around with my goat cheese........ So, if they're all about saving somebody elses ass does that make them ass pirates?.... you pegged the ice though.
posted by Johnny Menace at 12:43 AM
16 Comments:
you're thilly.
Ever drank goats' milk while wearing supergirl undies?
thilly? are you biting your tongue?...
and yes i was once offered to but i had to say no... it just seemed weird being surrounded by 50 hatians in miami.. don't ever play dominoes down there.. things can get ugly.
Ahh yes, those floridian hatians... you know, if you just do what they say most times they'll be nice enough not to brand you.
Though they like the smell of burning flesh for some strange reason.
I know better than to play dominoes... we play hopscotch.. I like to watch the dreds bounce when they jump.
btw.. you'd look GREAT in supergirl undies Johnny...
wtf?
EN - i'm sure they like to watch you bounce for entirely diffrent reason.
scum - i know its a bunch of words... no pictures this time.. sorry man.
Oh, I thought they just liked the way I drew the chalk outline...
Here's my exCerpt; you're brillIant.
Sack races....
En - your sure its chalk
wes - don't be mad you never dominated the sack race circut in elementray wes... i'm sure you were better jumping out of swings than anyone..
Kickball was my gig. whooooooooo
god i miss kick ball... catching the ball and running up to the fat kid that's trying to get first and instead of stepping on first you peg the shit out of him... and break his glasses.. then he tells the teacher and you can't play kickball for a week....
then the next time you get the ball.. you throw it at the kids legs to trip him up so he falls on his face...
no, im not sure it's chalk. yellow jacket?
ass pirates, sounds like something from your link: learn how to ejaculate a bull.
ha
I got the honey in the kettle, get your dick over here!!
em - better snort to make sure.
mitz - no. i would make entirely seperate ass pirate link.
tumb - ..hmmm.. do i make a there both good for a sore throat comment.... hmmm.. no i think i'll just throw up now.
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