Sunday, January 13, 2008

Words of wisdom....... on hold

I think i have soaked up enough for 2 months... and its time to hang up.. thank you Southwest.. and thanks for making the fat chick next to me buy 2 seats... i really like having my own arm rest.. and i'm sure she got over it after you guys gave her that extra bag of peanuts...


1-800-I-FLY-SWA


just ask to be put on hold...... if your searching for wisdom

11 Comments:

Blogger Everything Nice said...

and if you think THAT's exciting, you should try their TDD line.

i never get the extra bag of peanuts tho, maybe i should work on getting my ass fatter.

2:23 PM  
Blogger Johnny Menace said...

or their BUP line.. but that's only for Dallas Chicago and Santa Fe...

.. or you could try.. buying 2 tickets before the fattening and see if that works first?.... or asking in that way you do.. when you really want something... with the whole eye.. lip pout.. gaze with a leash thing...

6:40 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

You're right. I'll buy two tickets first. That way I'll have an open seat next to me for those times a decent mile high candidate asks me "excuse me, is this seat taken?"

I tried some of those breathing exercises at my desk while on hold.... all it did was attract attention. Something about "heaving chest" combined with the fact it's 90 degrees in my office... oh, and the popped button on my blouse.

11:08 AM  
Blogger Brian said...

Boring!

12:32 PM  
Blogger Johnny Menace said...

EN - hopefully you get your nuts before the candidate takes your seat........... ... and are you sure you were doing the breathing exercise right?... without a plastic bag over your head?

vagina - obtuse!

7:40 AM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Johnny - would you like to re-join the mile high club? I just bought two seats, you can provide the peanuts.

9:40 PM  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

.... and the plastic bag.

9:41 PM  
Blogger Johnny Menace said...

i don't i just bring my own bag...

1:01 PM  
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Blogger Yang Kuo said...

i never get the extra bag of peanuts tho, maybe i should work on getting my ass fatter.


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