Where's the fat kid.... i've been tagged.
or i might not even consider something as weird...... like the time Haley Ferrell was jerking me off during her theater arts class behind the stack of tables.. and then thought she heard something and stopped... and fucking stopped... you know Haley if you stopped because i said blow me like your sister.. you could of just said so.. i was trying to light a competitive fire in your mouth... your sister didn't need anyone to light it for her... ...yes.. and that's why i cummed in your hair before you went on as Sandy Olsson.... at least the audience knew what kind of summer lovin her and danny had...... ..... hmmmm..... ok... what was the point... i was trying to make... ........ .................. oh... that's right... its all perspective.......
luckly their are people who know me well enough to give me and outside perspective on how i'm weird... so listed below is a list weird things about thanks to bostick, shawn, EN, and hunne b .... ..
Bostick's list
1 – You blog with the smallest font known to man so you must have super human vision.
2 – If you do too many shots you will puke on your tits.
3 – In the future you are going to fuck spitfire. I have been pretending I am you in her gabbly chat. She orgasmed 4 times in a row. Just fyi.
4 – You pretend to like beer but really prefer zima
5 – Two years ago you adopted a little nigger boy but gave him back because he was lazy and kept stealing the change out of your neighbors truck to buy strawberry nehi
6 – Once when you were 13 you sniffed your cousins bicycle seat. I wont tell anyone…
7 – Your mom found a hustler magazine between your mattresses and threw that shit away. You were embarrassed and pissed.
8 – When you eat chicken wings you go through too many fucking napkins.
9 – You were arrested for doing the lamb dance outside of the huddle House after the bar closed. Place was packed..
10 – You fucked a Mexican girl once.
1. well first you're a fag.
2. and second you're a fag.
3. Third... still fag.
4. Fourth you like head bands, which is faggish.
5. Fifth you want to be my boyfriend forever which makes you a fag.
6. Sixth You want to fuck my retarded mother while looking at me which makes you... a fag.
EN's list
1. How about one of your six being that you like to walk around downtown at night and watch the homeless people with tourettes. Specifically the old lady with the empty luggage?
2. When you are at the mall you throw pennies at small children, and aim for their foreheads (for sport)... but you always shower first before you go out or you feel your aim just wont be quite right.
3. You get a hard on when I run red lights. There you go, there's three... enjoy.
Hunne B's list
1. You ask too many fucking questions but never answer one