There's a new girl in my life.... and she pisses on everything
I've had her for a week. So what should i name her?
let me give you a little info about her before you decide. Got her from the Humane society. Her's what they wrote about her off their website and this is the picture they put up to sucker you in.....
"Suzie is a 10-week-old, female Australian Cattle Dog/Blue Heeler mix and she is such a doll baby. She is very calm and happy just to be held. This baby will make a great family pet and will need training so she can be a good family member. You can visit her and take her for a walk and maybe take her to a forever home."
Ok now let me tell you.. from my own observations.
-- She's a Koolie breed , half red heeler/half border collie.
-- She's bullimic... i think (she doesn't eat a lot)...
-- but she likes to eat leaves....
-- favorite colour: white (i deterimed this by the colour of the clothes i would find her chewing)
-- She's more a redbook reader than cosmo..
-- loves to give you puppy dog eyes why she pisses on the carpet..
-- sneezes on your face...
-- likes to play fetch..
-- likes to collect, twigs, string, and mid 90s Jenna Jameson videos..
-- likes to take 3 hour long naps on my shirt or shoe or sheets..
-- she has to sit on your feet or lay againist you in some way..
-- she acts depressed..
-- doesn't like you to play with her toys...
-- loves to be petted by strangers..
-- likes to hump stuffed frogs and monkeys
-- favorite actor: Zip... in the The Last Dogmen
-- likes squeky toys
-- only plays with you when its convient for her..
-- favorite band is a three way tie between Duran Duran, Kylie Mingoue and Jet
-- scared of loud noises..
Alright lets hear the names.... If you need any other questions answered leave it in comments and i'll be sure to ask her..
posted by Johnny Menace at 7:52 AM
36 Comments:
cuntface. name her anything else then you're a commie.
i can't name her after white devil.
Bulimic, humps frogs and only plays with you when it's convinient for her?
She sounds like a typical girl.
She deserves a hybrid of every
anglosaxon white female name you can think of. Combine Sarah, Amanda, Jennifer, Jessica and Kristine and you will undoutably come up with the perfect name for the little hussy.
One of those that you can never really get mad at.
Fuckin' adorable you sap.
She's a jewel, therefor, should be named Jewel.
How freakin' cute is she? I want one!
sleaze - Samannificine? Samificaine? Amessarine?
wes - she's alraeady mastered the pawing and licking your face to get a treat..... she is like every girl.
jen - chewie? neh i knew a mexican named chewie once.. he spilled carbon black lick on himself and went to the hosptial.... i wonder what happen to him?
jenn - makes me think of a homeless girl in Alaska
dang, some of those things describe ME!, except, what is redbook?
I'm impressed that you adopted a dog from the Humane Society... bravo. For that, I'll forgive your slap in the face you gave me on my post this morning :)
As for a name, hmmm... how about Tequila?
Oh GOD!
Now you've reduced me to a pile of "awwwww"
Blah, blah, blah...cute, etc.
Lets see. I think something from Austraila would do.
How about Aboriginal?
Kaiya: A type of spear.
Killara: Permanent, always there.
Warrigal: Wild, or a dingo
hows about roadkill. pbc would agree that that's sum good eatin'! HOOO-EEEEE!!!!!
That's one Damn Cute Dog (with pretty awesome taste in everything, btw). I think it would take me years to stop calling her anything but that.
sharon - princess fiona as in shrek?
velma - you should try to stop pissing on the carpet then.
jen - jollies... reminds me of pirates.
mg - slap in the face? i would like to think of it as a punch to the stomach
ped - yep i like the austrialian thing since she's red heeler.
shane - great name for a guy. I kept coming up with guy names to.. never had a girl dog before.. If only she had a deformity like three legs or one eye.
glo - but you would call her DCD for short right?
Nothing. i don't have redbook or cosmo.
yes you do fag. just admit it.
let me divert your attention and say check out RM's site and see what he'll do for $300 bucks.
bro,all aussies with red hair,are nicknamed 'blue' or 'bluey'.
and seein as she's an aussie dog.....
although i did like shanes suggestion of 'cuntface'.had a nice ring to it.
p.s. be warned,this breed have MOUNTAINS of energy.
You should pet her when she's playing with a toy, growling is bad; at their owner at least. When she eats you should hand feed her, and pet her on ocassion so she's not protective of her food, that's a very bad habit for a dog to pick up.
I agree with rm, I like the name Eureka.
John, I am content with this name which i propose only because of the fact that ya got yourself a Bitch pup... Go with Larin
ya know... Cute but Fiesty, has an oral fixation and a piss fetish... Ya, Larin is yur name buddy. Use it.
geez - blue or bluie... i'll put that in the running.. your warning is fully noted.. Sometimes when i take this dog on a walk or outside i swear she is trying to heard me like fucking cattle.
beck - she doesn't growl only at black people.
jene - No. N-O
pbc - excellent idea.. i'll check to see if she has a mary anne complex and what her stance is on a few political issues..
You're my favorite menace. You weren't mentioned because I want you all to myself?
What'd you name the dog already?
I was thiking Deeced for short. DCD seems cumbersome.
jenn - i'm still fielding names. Right now i call her various names.
vonna - i was going to go with a pbc joke.. but i'll withhold... liabilty... hmmmmm or money pit.... and the grand slam mention.. hilarious
glo - i can already see stocking issues with this name.
new info.. the dog doesn't like milkbones or treats... but loves to eat pills and her dog medcine.
just repeatedly beat her and call her "woman".
CUTE DOG!!
I got a girl puppy and named it bailey... fits her perfectly since it's kind of a boy/girl name and she is such a tomboy sort of puppy!!
Just an idea... good luck coming up w/ a name!
holy shit! she's so cute!!
I like Kayla for her...kind of has an aussi appeal....
word of advice---GREENIES! know them, love them, get used to spending shitloads of money on them....saves you a ton of money in the long run on teeth cleanings....TRUST ME.
awwwww, i want another puppy!!
she pisses on everything.
call her that...it's a 4 word name...but it's original, and technically you thought it up yourself and it certainly suits her....for obvious reasons....although she's far too cute to be referenced as such on a regular basis....so use it as a "scolding name" and call her SPOE for short.....
what a cutie....sup JOHNNY MENACE???? ya nut!
Call her Peril pronounced Pearl. It seems like she takes after her daddy.
ah she's so cute. name her twatwaffle.
Cute doggie. How is she fer porkin? i prefer Shetland Sheep Dogs, but whatever....
shane - i already do that but i call her "piggy"... maybe that's why she doesn't eat...... ..... neh.
jen - she's going to have to work if she wants to spend money.
megan - baily sounds pampered.
butt - greenies.. i'll look into that, but she's going to have to get a job if she wants some.
mitz - those 4 word names are for competition dog breeders with pedgree and papers. like Promoter Of The Faith... and Hush My Little Baby... i can only imagine entering her in a Westminster Competition.. "She pisses on everything takes the stage with handler Johnny Menace"
jen - if she was an old black woman i would.. but she's not.
mellon - twatwaffle.. i'd like to save that name for someone i know.
pbc X - she's not fat .. so it doesn't qualify as porkin
Sheesh. Name this dog already. I can't believe how obsessed I've become with it. Will it be super-dirty name? A person name? An over-used dog name?
C'mon! Let us know!
u're fucking hilarious!!!!!!!
Twatwaffle? BRUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
That's the fucking most hilarious thing I've heard all week. Cute ass dog, Menace.
I named her Stinks
mitz - yes twatwaffle is hilarious.... whatever you say.
jag- you like twatwaffle its yours. Your next pet can be blessed with that name. I hope its a chimp.
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