Mom's box of random shit (second edition)
Alright its only been ..... what a month.. and i've recieve another box of random shit from my mom. For those of you that missed what was in the first box.... check it out here....
I won't be able to put a picture of what's in the box this time until Saturday. So i thought i would let you all take a guess as to what's in the box... with the winner getting something of course... and my ego tells me it should be a picture of me, but i'll let the winner tell me what they want a picture of and i'll take it and email it to them... example... a picture of me hugging a
black midget while eating oranges, or a picture of me slapping a child, a picture of vomit, a picture of poop, ..... well you get the idea... you request it i'll get the picture... that is if you win... and please try to specify what you want me to slapp if you so happen to choose that... I would hate to send you a picture of me slapping a child my way when you wanted me to slap them in the face instead.... details are important.
So to give you some hints, there are actually a total of 7 things in the box. 4 of the things are the same but in diffrent sizes. The box is light, a lot of those peanunt things and 4 things where bubble wrapped. The box is 13 1/2 inches by 13 1/2 inches.... Each item has its own colour... those colours consist of blue, orange, black, and white. oh and you only get one guess... If I think of any additional hints to give with out giving it away i'll be sure to post them in the comment section.
And while your thinking about it.. take a look at some picture from a halloween drinking contest courtsey of the wedding party.. ... you guys better have those pictures of by now... and congrats shane... when's round 2?
I won't be able to put a picture of what's in the box this time until Saturday. So i thought i would let you all take a guess as to what's in the box... with the winner getting something of course... and my ego tells me it should be a picture of me, but i'll let the winner tell me what they want a picture of and i'll take it and email it to them... example... a picture of me hugging a
black midget while eating oranges, or a picture of me slapping a child, a picture of vomit, a picture of poop, ..... well you get the idea... you request it i'll get the picture... that is if you win... and please try to specify what you want me to slapp if you so happen to choose that... I would hate to send you a picture of me slapping a child my way when you wanted me to slap them in the face instead.... details are important.So to give you some hints, there are actually a total of 7 things in the box. 4 of the things are the same but in diffrent sizes. The box is light, a lot of those peanunt things and 4 things where bubble wrapped. The box is 13 1/2 inches by 13 1/2 inches.... Each item has its own colour... those colours consist of blue, orange, black, and white. oh and you only get one guess... If I think of any additional hints to give with out giving it away i'll be sure to post them in the comment section.
And while your thinking about it.. take a look at some picture from a halloween drinking contest courtsey of the wedding party.. ... you guys better have those pictures of by now... and congrats shane... when's round 2?
posted by Johnny Menace at 11:00 AM
20 Comments:
we'll get some more pics up you impatient fuck. it takes quite a while to scan all that shit as none of us had a digital camera. so, put the pressure on pbc as he has possession of them. as for round 2, we haven't decided yet, but we'll of course let you know.
My grandma used to eat those packing peanut things.
shane - well hurry the fuck up pbc..... oh and how is coming with larin?
ally s - grandmas like to put things in there mouths... there like little kids... or whores... however you want to look at it.
is it those gay halloween votive light things is see all the yuppies and soccer moms putting on their houses?
shane - votive.... ....votive... why do you even have that word in your vocabulary... have you been watching Martha Stewart on you lunch break? the answer is no by the way.. your on the right track with halloween for one of the items.. if you would have won what kind of picture did you want?
jen - nope. no candles.
additional hint:
the blue thing is plastic
the white thing is rubbery
the black thing is well i don't know
and the orange thing is paper mache
i'm a renaissance man johnny. and i would like a picture of me sober, because that would truly be a collector's item.
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just have pbc take the camera and follow you to Bed Bath and Beyond while your picking out some thanksgiving votive light & other decorations
that's it! pictures on delay until saturday. everyone has johnny to thank now!
that is a very sensative reaction to bed bath beyond... and i would like everyone to thank me on their knees.
holy fucken wedding party rocks...i love it...and your mother sure as shit doth love thee huh...go figure!
my hands are HUGE and i HATE lobster, but maybe i can score a lobster job somewhere and I make it a point to shamelessly whore out my friends...what r friends for...sorry didn't come through with your request...i got drunk and ate the puertorican midget, the crisco melted and the robe caught on fire, i ate the food...next time....
uh thanks mitzee...i think. johnny you bitch, pbc put up some pics.
ehm... your mom, she gave you, ehm.... 4 non matching cups and on one of them you can read "I like SM" and now you're afraid to ever look at your mom again?
Am I close? cause it's really hard, not really knowing your mom etc.
BTW, could you tell your mom I said hi, I likw it when people really give my greets to the people they're ment for
mitz - I fully encourge you to have pbc be a regular on your blog and i'll have a diffrent request for next time.
shane - i expect more than four... come on where's the one where angie passes out and you draw a dick on her cheek?
hoag - no. nothing is made of glass.
yara - i'll pass along your hi and no its not cups.. the 4 things together are made of paper mache. and please don't give her ideas of S&M cups.
hmmm.mums....
underwear
tissues
condoms
M n M's
a book
another book
and some stuff.
do i win? if so,id like a photo of you 'body poppin' in front of a crowd of onlookers.
sweet!
No chocolate thongs.... dammit
That many people preferred Rocky IV? I mean, it was the first Rocky I remember, but when I was forced to watch them again in college...the original is where it's at...
No idea what's in the box. Don't even have the necessary vocabulary or life experience to hazard a guess...so I merely await the picture...
You had a childhood mobile made out of piñatas too?
What are the odds of that.
geez - so close... so so close...... so hmmmm no not really.
wes - yeah its not chocolate and its not a thong
storm - because xmas is coming soon.
glo - you don't have the life experience
perdita - no i'm not mexican
figurines??? childhood figurines... what a crappy childhood.
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