Sunday, August 28, 2005

Keep tagging the fat kid

Another tag curtosy of Mitzee. so here's the rules on this..... i know its a pain in the ass to read the rules and you would rather me tell you the rules.

1) Reply to this in my comments with your name and I'll respond with something random about you.
2) I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
3) I'll pick a flavor/color of jello to wrestle with you in.
4) I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5) I'll tell you my first memory of you.
6) I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7) If I do this for you, you must post this on your journal.

so here's what Mitzee put for me... i 'd like to point out all i did is comment on her tag that there should tequilla jello.

johhny menace:
1) Dennis the Menace (the movie) reminds me of u, well, becuz, MENACE!
2) I'll wrestle with you in CORONA jello...becuz u just got back from PV! (so jealous)
3) RICEA!!!! (that only makes sense to u me and whoever else went on that canopy tour
4) 1st memory of u was a comment I read on someone else's blog...it was HILARIOUS.
5) u remind me of a bull, you just go for it


ok where do i begin with that..... 1) the movie... i was hoping for the hurrincane.. 2) come on its all about Pacifico beer in PV. 3) and unless you are into bootleging illegal mexican moonshine 4) i take the all caps mean something special 5) come on a bull... i'm trying to decide if i like that answer.... Let's see symbolicly for a bull......... virility, ok i'll take that...... sovereignty, sure why not......... and wealth, sounds good so far.... A bull goes for it after being provoked typically and then they get stabbed by a greasy spainard in tights.... ok i don't have to be provoked and i don't trust spainards enough to get pyshcially close to them... Its that hiss sound they make when they pronounce words with sss's, just screams "i will stab you"..... but on the brighter side think of all those fucking spainards i get to trample every year..... but i'm not spanish... shit i would be an american bull and that means diffrent guys in leather chaps would take there turn riding me everyday for 8 secs, not to mention having a rope tied around my massive bull nuts..... and i would even be invited to the card games....... so i see what your really saying Mitzee... no thanks on being a bull.

by the way if anyone wants to breed bulls, or just learn how to ejaculate them for fun here you go. I hope everyone enjoys that little gem. Thanks LSU.

Ok
Mitzee here ya go
2) The Bloodhound gang "a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying".. if you haven't heard it, listen to it.
3) Vicks nyquil the green death flavor jello or ky warming jello..... Decesions, decesions.... Well i'll go with ky warming jello.... vicks nyquil
green jello i wish they would really make, it would be the top selling adult jello.... but when it comes to wrestling ky warming flavored jello it has to be.
4) RICEA... don't i have to pick the same thing you say anyways, if its the only thing that makes sense to both of us.
5) the first memory i remember is that of disappointment.. there was no porn on your site.. luckly you had a picture of stick fugures fucking and i got by with that.
6) u are a pronghorn because you are canadien, your common enemies are wolves, coyotes, golden eagles and humans and your face neck and belly are pasty white.

10 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

holy shit when you said you'd get be back you really meant it! viscious to the core....course i love viscious people and a good challenge....you definitely answered well and after reading your bull theory, I wouldn't want to be one either. Now Johnny my face, neck and belly are NOT pasty WHITE....they are tanned and freckled....BIG DIFFERENCE....now then..you had u visited my blog a few months ago, you have have seen LOTS of porn. I'm now reformed. and George Bush IS a Serial Killer....fyi.......who just happens to have a crapload of fun stuff like coke, alcohol and a ranch.....stupid monkeys get everything.

8:05 AM  
Blogger Perdita said...

Okay Johnny, if I'm gonna be gay and post lame ass crap anyway, I'd rather it be someone elses stuff...
less thinking and typing you know.

ps is it really random when you list the 6 things?

9:11 AM  
Blogger Johnny Menace said...

mitz - why the dreads? not a good look for any woman.

ped - keep your tivo on... and no i think is more of the answer that's random not the number.

1:35 PM  
Blogger Perdita said...

pps
damn your site keeps crashing safari
so don't be mad if I'm not here for a while

2:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

johnny....like i care what u think about my BRAIDS...they're nOT dreads....and I had it done in Mexico for all of a day....gee you are SO CHEERY TODAY...or is that EVERYDAY? qu'elle supreez.

and stating a fact about a complete jackass like bush does not make it profound...it just makes it a real.

2:29 PM  
Blogger Johnny Menace said...

ped - ppss or psss or ppps you need fire fox.

mitz - ok braids.. i'm just saying i don't understand why girls get them. They look horrible, I think every guy will agree with that... and you spent an entire day getting them done, when you could have been drinking RICEA.

2:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I spent 20 minutes getting them done WHILE drinking beer on the beach lounging in a chair under the Mexican sun...so it was really no skin off my back (well ok, I peeled...big woop).

and to each his own...I will conclude that I did feel like a bald eagle and was made fun of all night by my beloved drunkard friends...which is why I took them out that same night....now that being said...i still don't care what you have to say about the braids....i'm in a feisty mood...sorry.

2:59 PM  
Blogger Johnny Menace said...

A lot of people get feisty after talking about bush

3:10 PM  
Blogger Abreu, Jorge said...

Damn don'r mean to break up whatever's going on here but wanted to leave my name. Serious hateration or what dude?

7:15 PM  
Blogger Johnny Menace said...

its the braids talking.

4:40 PM  

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