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I loved this comment so much i needed a post to respond to it, responding to this in the comment box would not cut it. This was from No-L after she read my dennis hurricane post below. I'll preface this with... the comment No-L wrote was long winded enough and open for me to be an asshole and over analyze it, the content isn't offensive to me. It just gives me an excuse to throw up a couple of redneck pictures (like the charmer above) and talk about Florida and hurricanes, and Ferris Bueller. Ok... time to be an asshole.

No-L wrote:

Hey, I thought Texas was the capital of the southerners *cough* I mean rednecks. You know the accents, cowboy boots and the hats they all threw me off. Texas has been known to have hurricanes hit their coast and not just any hurricane folks the worst one in history. It killed over 6,000 people in Galveston.

Last time I checked Florida was the #1 tourist destination… not just in the country, in the world. They must have something to offer to have so many people want to visit. Hmmmm… maybe they wanted to visit redneck Mickey.

I do however think it is in pretty bad taste to make fun of people who have lost their lives, their homes or both. I am not religious but who are you to say who god likes and doesn’t like? Do you really think that you are that righteous?

First off your obviously a native floridian (plus the fact that it is on your blog). You thought texas was the capitol of southerners and or rednecks?..... please stop thinking.... Everyone knows the capitol of the south is Richmond, VA. Sure we lobbied for it here in Texas at our bi-weekly "The South Shall Rise Again" meetings, but with 5 fucking presidents from that state and the lobbying of the tobacco companies VA snatched up the capitol. Now rednecks, hillbilly, hick is a diffrent story. Redneck is just a social sterotype. It would be like asking what's the capitol of the Yuppies. Who knows they're everywhere?

And an accent, cowboy boots, and cowboy hat are your signs for a redneck?? Try visiting a few states other than Texas before you make that assumption. Arizona, Wyoming, New Mexico, Oklahoma, fucking Austriala perhaps, maybe they have a capitol of rednecks because they sure do have a lot of "cowboys" especially Wyoming... and don't give me the accent thing... you go to any other state in the US that is a few hundred miles from you and everyone will have an accent. Even the austrialians will have accents.

Here's a list of qualities to help you identify a redneck that I base off the "Jeff Foworthy Show" that ran for 3 seasons on ABC. Feel free people to let me know if i leave something out.

You you have an fridge stocked with pabst blue ribbon
One of your releatives makes moonshine for income.
You have to have a gun rack in your pick up.
Your favorite outfit is sleeveless shirt, blue jeans, and a cap (baseball or trucker)
Your hair must be mullet or military cut
Your favorite shows must be one of the following NASCAR, WWE, or something with monster trucks.
You must collect junk cars on your lawn.

That will help you better id a redneck than the cowboy look. I'm sure other's will chime in with additional charateristics, I left it pretty wide open. Moving On.

Ok texas has had hurricanes.... true. The last hurricane to hit texas was in 99' hurricane brett. (Not a every cool name) While as Florida, what is it now an average of 2 a year. As far as the galveston hurricane, lets not pretend that was recently... it happened in fucking 1900. 1900, jesus. The first radio reciever had not even recieved its first transmission. So no mass communication, no model-T to drive away... you had to load up the horse and buggy to get away, that is if your neighbor was a metoroligist to tell you a fucking hurricane was coming since there wasn't a TV, and a majority of the deaths were due to the flooding induced by the hurricane. So only 6,000 due to flooding ... for the year 1900... not that bad.. I'm sure you can google deadliest flooding and my a million more deaths than that.... *cough* tsunami *cough*

#1 tourist destination.... no shit.... warm sunny beaches all around, golf, disney world, universal studios, your closer than flying to hawaii, shark attacks, rednecks, the ghettos of Tampa Bay, hurricanes, cruise ships port mainly in Maimi, and you can pretend your in Hati or Cuba in parts of Maimi. Of course its number one. What they need now is Hurricane World. I bet it would be 10x better than redneck Mickey.

I did read through the post again and..... ok you got me i skimmed the fucker and i don't think i mentioned anything about people dying. I simply suggested all rednecks should move to Tennessee. I should think that would work for you then they would have a capitol.

and for the last 2 questions... if your not religous then why do you care who i say god does and doesn't like? and for the last question, righteous as in Ferris Bueller righteous dude? or Pulp Fiction's the path of a righteous man?... i think you mean self-righteous.