Commerical Break
Yes i'm am copping out and just posting a picture for your amusement. Consider it a commerical break until I have time to post part II. In the meantime feel free to write your own capation to this picture. I will give you a little background. We worked the overnight (midnight-10am) shift at the time. Got off at 10am on Fri, headed straight to the bar and stayed until the bar closed. This picture was during the 7pm hour.
posted by Johnny Menace at 10:49 AM
45 Comments:
and yes i know what you are all thinking. The black guy in the top left corner is picking his nose.
The guy in the middle thinks it's awesome that he's lost all control of his facial muscles- now his eyes droop at a convenient angle to stare down the girls shirt. Best part is that she doesn't even notice. Guy on the left suffers from alcohol-induced permagrin.
Yet another exciting episode of "Elimidate..."
beer & hot asian chicks. i like your style johnny.
what's up with the guy to the right of the black guy picking his nose? is he flashing the bird?
or is THAT the black guy?
someone is intent on staring at the girl's boobs.
ha ha ha....he IS staring in that directions...busted on the blog...nice
shit, y'all look perty good for a drinking fest like that ther.
Ahhh.. my kind of boy. Keep up the good work. Have one for me
ally - i like the plano refrence. but where is the jewish refrence for the kid on the left.
jamie - i did think it was awesome to lose all control of my facial muscles, but that didn't happen until 4am.
melon - yeah i keep waiting for butt to do her elimate special.
shane - see shane asians are still in. I read you and psycho billy are all over latins but that is last season's flavor it about asians for now... and then i think the eastern europeans are going to make a run at it.
crys - no one wants to help a soviet spy.
steph - you think he's flashing the bird? i thought he was picking his nose.
step - you have no evidence.
wend - never afraid to bust myself. right handed or left handed.. doesn't matter.
mitzee - took a lot of training.
kandy - what pills are you on?
johnny, i could give a flyin' fuck what race she is, but when you gotta ass like vida............
Yes I'm wearing the same outfit as my profile pic. Shut up.
Do you always wear the same t-shirt? ;P
shane - i'm not dispute vida's ass with you. there is nothing to dispute. All i'm saying is that asians are in season.
madman - your bound to lull points when you binge.
brooke - i'll go ahead and try to nip this one early. same night as my profile pic.
carnealian - and cockring.
okay then, imagine vida's add on an asian chick............
Big Ole Badass Johnny Menace is a starin' at that little lady's tits boys and girls... He's think'n, "I've got ta be clock'n back in in 5 fuck'n hrs, probably don't have time fer you pert little beauties"... The Asian sees his reflection in the camera lens and eyebrow raises in erotic curiousity. Ole boy over there's just punch drunk on moose piss and probably aint think'n too much a nuthin. There ya have it... A moment of a day in the life of Johnny Menace.
keep the pics coming!!! :)
could you be staring at her tits anymore blatantly? good man!
Gotta Love getting off work in the early Am and heading straight for the booze then closing that bitch down ............ Now thats just Gangsta
9 hours in and were still this sober?
What the hell are they NOT putting in the beer.
Maybe we should switch to something stronger...like pure grain
shane - i think there is a thickness issue with that
billy - why does my thoughts have an accent?
humor - no
shez - ok in your profile you laugh at your own joke but i won't go any further than that because i enjoyed that poem at the bottom of your page so much .. titled Happy now thomas scott?
butt - that has yet to be proven that i was actually looking at her tits and yes i could have propped my elbows on the table and just leaned in until i was rsting my head there. Which is always a fun game to play at bars?
derek - yes if you haven't done that your just not american.
jest - wow? yes i know coors light horrible choice.
ped - 8. and let sit in my chair here and gather all the kiddies around its time to learn how to binge. Its all about pace and keeping a consistant beer. A couple of shiners, a shot of patron to jump start things, lunch, couple of shiners, hager bombs, pitcher of shiner, shiners, dinner, shiner, red bull vodkas, then go ape shit. That food probably helped out and playing darts and pool . Don't go for the beer then water
thing as our asian friend in the picture is doing.
i'm actually surprised bill cosby is not getting any votes.
better question, why does the asian chick have an accent?
shane - i think that's obvisous. she's not white she has to have an accent.
Pace?
I get a headache after 8 hour of pacing...
Gin and Tonic, gin and tonic, gin and tonic (not cutting it)
Whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey,
Gin and Tonic (yikes bad choice) Whiskey
but the food probably makes the difference
what memories are you trying to kill with all that whiskey? you need a beer to underline all of that.
Can't do it
don't like it...beer that is.
What memories?
but a southern accent?
Who's the guy with the EARS?
ped - exactly... what memories
shane - southern korean
chick - every guy in that picture has ears
I think you're saying "I think I threw up in my mouth a little...my cock ring is too tight."
:(
You get plus points for checkin' out shorty while the pic is being taken. Only minus points the committee would give u is for the beer you look like ur about to spill
nice...i am impressed with your drinking proficiency.....and the not-so-subtle eye-to-boob contact. be up front with your interests. if that's her chest, so be it. so exactly how much alcohol did you consume that day? do you remember?
i didn't mean to post anonymously...the last comment was me :)
carn - why are you fucking gold?
curt - i don't think i've used the term cones. 100 better terms to describe tits than cones.
humor - no
curious - i'm going to say i was tipping my beer like you would tip a hat.
anonymous - that has yet to be proven that i was looking at her boobs. i do know that the alcohol for that night consisted of Shiner, jager bombs, patron, and irish car bombs. And that i had 7 shots of patron, thanks to the documentation. (photo in the very first post)
jody - don't steal comments from anonymous.
Hey - thanks for stopping by my blog!
yes that paragaph about the yard helped me kill 15 mintues... so thank you..... and you owe me 15 mintues.
you left the comment "not happy" on my blog. why dear? what's not to be happy about?
you know, this is the longest fucking commercial break i've ever endured.
jas - that post by andy didn't keep me happy as advertised.
storm - i'm sorry that can't be it. First off she's drinking water. Secondly that beer is Miller lite and had been sitting in that heat for a while.
shane - the sad thing is there are always at least 4 commericals before you get back to regular programing.
I think I'll TiVo you for a while then
:)
Thoughts from left to right:
1) You have no idea where this girl's foot is. If you did, you'd know why I'm smiling so big.
2) Let me just stretch my foot out here, and ... oh God ... oh no. What's that? Is that a ... I'm gonna be sick.
3) Who's foot is that? Oh wait. That's not a foot. Now I see why you're smiling so big.
Also, the arm behind the gal on the right belongs to McDougal. I'd recognize that meathook anywhere.
perd - tivo all you want
mcdougal friend - close but both foots are on my crotch.
eddie - they are very wise
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