Win a date with Tombo

Its time to Play Win a Date with Tombo. The lovely game where i whore out my friends for my asumement. Lets go over the rules. Each contestant gets one shot at how Tombo got his most recent injury. I'll give out up to 3 hints on the post as time ticks. In the meantime you may ask anything about the contestant (except question about his injury), i will forward those questions to tombo, and then interupt his answers the best i can. Answers will be posted below his picture. guys are welcome to play as well to win dates for themselves or their lonely grandma. Let's meet our bachelor. ( a special note on the pitcure of our bachelor... this picture was taken at his b-day party held at a former boss's house.. tombo is sitting on a bag of ice because his co-worker's wife hit him in the nuts)


Questions to get to know Tombo:
from buttah - has tombo ever masterbrated with a cheese grater? no. the cheese grater reminds him of a bad teething incident back in 98', luckly those scars have healed.
from allie - was tombo drunk on the 4th of july weekend? 4 shiners. on that particular day. not drunk.
from buttah - whould tombo want a date with me to begin with? simply put... yes.
from allie - does tombo like to play with firworks? tombo does like fireworks. in fact he caught a line of fucking trees on fire on this particular day and the fire department came out, but no fireworks did not cut or burn tombo in any fashion on his leg.
perdita - Is that salve or puss in the wound? yes. based of taste it is puss.
perdita - Has he been to a doctor? no. tombo was treated by the 4 hottest girls at the party. they kept blowing on his leg all night after all the blood was cleaned up.
perdita - Did he get a tetanus shot? no tetanus shot. he's hasn't complained about his jaw hurting yet.
butta - Does Tombo attach sharp things to his penis, and accidently let it ALL hang low? tombo already hangs low with out sharp objects. come on his name is tombo he has to be hung.
buttah - did tombo fall at some point during the 4th? no. tombo did not fall on anything that would cut his leg that day.
buttah - did one of you boys slash him at any point during the day? No. me, ponyboy, sodapop, two bit, and dallas did not cut him. knife fights are so 80's.
r.u. serious - Was our hero anywhere near a lake? No. he was in a spacious backyard
jeff - what is tombo's hairstyle? short mowhawk like your current modern rock star. tombo's previous haircut before the mowhawk was a kickass mullet.
buttah - does tombo shave his leg? yes. tombo shaves his legs for soccer. ripping of tape is a bitch.
buttah - was tombo near a weed wacker at the time of the cut? no. no one whacks weeds at night.
snake - What is tombo's favorite snake? red tail bowa. i have no idea why. personally a i would say a dead one.
snake - how much can he bench? just maxxed him out at 165
plum - Has tombo read a karma sutra book? yes. and he is writing his own version.
buttah - did tombo fall at anytime? no. he did bump into something and noticed his leg was gushing blood after he sat down.
jaszy - Does tombo like long walks on the beach? (tombo just vomitted to your question)
jaszy - what other languages does he speak? no. although tombo looks spanish he does not speak spanish, but he can fake it.
ally - how tall is tombo? 6'0...6'1 somewhere in there.
mel - is tommy in shape? look at the skinny lad. he plays soccer to. of course he is in shape.

ok now that we've met the bachelor.... LETS PLAY THE FEUD! (sorry just felt like saying that, I promise i will not hang myself.... by the way what's the odd's of Al Borlin hanging himself as host of the Feud?)

This is Tombo's most recent injury.
















Hints:
This occured on the 4th of July weekend
He was not watching where he was going and it was dark outside.
caused by a metal object.

shane - it was a roman candle burn during a fireworks war. (wrong. not a fireworks injury)
not shane - He was in a dance fight & GOT SERVED! (No. altough tombo has been in many a dance fights... he never gets served)
ty- Tombo. . . Did you trip and cut yourself on a beer bottle? (No. but close it in the since that it is a cut from an object.)
bob - Did someone try and brand him or put him on the BBQ? (No. tombo did this on his own with no help)
not really shane - Did he cut it on a fence? (no. but it was a metal)
alecia - did he a healthy sharp stick cut him? (no.... a stick could not paint that masterpiece)
its really not shane - mower blade? (no...the cut is vertical. i would think a mower blade would be horizontal)
natalia - did he cut himself with an axe? (no. he did not cut himself with anything that you carry in your hand)
ally - he was playing horseshoes? not techincally but you are so damn close
mel - He bumped into a horseshoe pole? WE HAVE A WINNER