Sunday, October 02, 2005

You can wear it anywhere



Hmmmmm..... where to start... First and foremost thanks to the thunderstorm that soaked my clothes while walking a mile to the hotel.... parking was a bitch... a big sloppy wet bitch that makes you strip down into a bathrobe.

I think the bathrobe suits me... and it is amazing the clubs and strip joints you can get into wearing a bathrobe when you tell them your with a bachelor party.... but i can't wear my sun glasses inside? what the fuck? I'm wearing a robe and underwear.... but your worried about my sunglasses?

Now I try to make it a point to strut in a bathrobe around the hotel... go down to the lobby say hello.. read a magazine or two.... enjoy the water fountain... have a little dinner at 3:45am, only to have the waiter tell you he won't serve you because your not wearing shoes (which was careless on my part who walks around bathrobe and sun glasses without slippers).

And to answer all your questions... the drink of choice for the night was vodka....... and i'm still sweating it out of my system.

29 Comments:

Blogger XXX said...

Keep on keeping on. Life can be great, full of chaos and purpose.
Regards, Andy Clair

10:56 AM  
Blogger Jaime said...

do those socks really match?
Post script: do not wear socks during sex, esp. black ones.

9:21 AM  
Blogger Johnny Menace said...

andy - thanks... its good to know that you think i'm depressed.

jen - yeah.. a lot of attitude towards the sunglasses.. but for some reason the bathrobe... socially acceptable in public.

jamie - yes those socks match.... and i agree with your p.s.

10:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you look like Heffner, hands down the best pic i've seen on any blog this year...you are a PIMP in that outfit...socks...nice touch....and where the hell r ya?

trips, hotels, u're leading the life, huh!?!

11:08 AM  
Blogger Johnny Menace said...

jen - white only.. yes.. white................ socks?

mitz - at hotel in downtown dallas.... its about 6:45pm.. and raining.. and i only wear that outfit every other tuesday.

11:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why bother wearing underwear with your robe?

12:02 PM  
Blogger Johnny Menace said...

it wasn't soaking wet yet.

12:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's the "Hugh robe."

ALl you need to a cowboy hat and a boa dude and you're all set.

9:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ok well every other tuesday is good enough...YOU ARE A PIMP!

9:26 AM  
Blogger Johnny Menace said...

jen - we all know what you mean when you say "white only"

von smartass - i figured you'd want to watch Kayne West to build on your "why i hate Kayne" platform

wes - a boa and a cowboy hat? what is it i'm settting up for? gay strip club?

rm - note the attitude that comes with the robe.

mitz - i don't even have a gold goblet.

storm - i had it everywhich way.

5:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

nice socks fag.

10 days left motherfuckers!!!!!!!!

9:05 PM  
Blogger Johnny Menace said...

thanks. i can always count on your faggot ass to notice. 10 days i know i have it marked on my calendar i need a countdown ticker for this blog.

9:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

fuck you and your goddamn ticker! you do realize there'll be no post for a few days afterwords as none of us will be sober enough to post shit for a while.........

9:24 PM  
Blogger Johnny Menace said...

what... no live feed?

9:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i dunno who's drunk ass would be able to figure that one out. white devil asked the same question.

9:57 PM  
Blogger Johnny Menace said...

i'm telling you.... you need to be taking bets and setting up a pay per view... your going to record it? or snap pictures?

10:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

there will definitely be pictures.

7:16 AM  
Blogger Revee said...

vodka and what? or was it just straight vodka? youre hardcore.

9:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

listen post an amazon wish list with a gold goblet and i'll buy it for you PIMP. no i did NOT drink the candle wax....that would be super drunk mitz...i was only semi drunk there. smart ass.

2:32 PM  
Blogger Johnny Menace said...

shane - and what is the set up going to be? 3 rounds?

veeb - straight, sprite, milk, coke, red bull, naked, on the rocks, oj, backwash... all i really remember is a stripper that looked like katie homes with down syndrome.

shaken - its mine by process of elimination... i can no longer drink Jack or Jager.. next in line is tequilla and vodka

jene - please no zz top qutoes. and is anyone going to call out the fucking hole in my socks?

mitz - ok one golden goblet... what do i get next halloween? then has super drunk mitz ever eaten candle wax?

5:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

johnny, we;ve done the math. 1 shot = 1 beer. and if angie can down 20+ shots, god help all of us!

6:48 PM  
Blogger Abreu, Jorge said...

Classic chit, my friend. Classic chit!!! Vodka no chaser. Don't you grey my goose homie...

10:27 AM  
Blogger Lake Allison said...

smooth.. love the socks.

1:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yes a goblet, and next halloween....well one halloween at a time....and NO super drunk mitz "may" have done other things with candle wax....but no eating it. :P

7:52 PM  
Blogger mistipurple said...

this is so wrong. there must be a chocolate thong somewhere...under that. mppft

8:27 AM  
Blogger Johnny Menace said...

shane - and the loser has to.....

curious - grey goose or kettel one normally.

eddie - that's not a rap.

ally s - but do you love the hole for the toe

von smartass - yeah but it has Steve Carrol. has anyone punched you in the face before?

mitz - so you made wax hand before...

purple - i'm saving that thong.... for what... i don't know yet... but when the time is right.... i will know what to do with that thing.

3:40 PM  
Blogger Jenn Doll said...

You're a popular guy. I swear there were more comments here. =P

I like you already!

10:39 AM  
Blogger Johnny Menace said...

god that sounds like serial killer talk.

5:41 PM  
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