Mom's box of random shit (second edition the answer)
Sorry but no one of remotely close...
everyone will get jack shit for guessing though. and for those of you who didn't guess.... well your missing out on getting jack shit. Here it is in all of its random glory....
four pumpkin things
a black bag
a blue frisbee
and some white rubber circular pad in a plastic bag.... i have no idea what its for.... either way its in the trash...
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Recent conversation with mom
"Hi mom"
"Hi what are you doing"
"nothing.... i got your stuff... thanks"
"well good. I'm glad it got there"
"yeah.. thanks but i didn't have any room for it so i threw it in the trash"
"uh... why did you do that? I wouldn't have sent you that if i knew you were going to do that?"
"because i don't need a bag, a kid frisbee, and a coaster (at the time i thought the white rubber thing was a coaster but i'm still not quite sure what it was)... its junk. The pumpkins i can understand"
"well i thought you might want some of that"
"......nope .... its junk i threw it in the trash"
"well i should have given it to someone who will appericate it"
"yep... send it some kid for christmas. next time"
"well (she says well alot) i just might"
"ok..."
"well not much going on here. its a little cloudy. how's the weather there"
"good"
"hows work going?"
"good"
"do you need to talk to your father?"
"nope"
"hold i'll put him on...."
(converstation continues with dad while mom goes upstairs to pack more random shit to send me)
everyone will get jack shit for guessing though. and for those of you who didn't guess.... well your missing out on getting jack shit. Here it is in all of its random glory....four pumpkin things
a black bag
a blue frisbee
and some white rubber circular pad in a plastic bag.... i have no idea what its for.... either way its in the trash...
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Recent conversation with mom
"Hi mom"
"Hi what are you doing"
"nothing.... i got your stuff... thanks"
"well good. I'm glad it got there"
"yeah.. thanks but i didn't have any room for it so i threw it in the trash"
"uh... why did you do that? I wouldn't have sent you that if i knew you were going to do that?"
"because i don't need a bag, a kid frisbee, and a coaster (at the time i thought the white rubber thing was a coaster but i'm still not quite sure what it was)... its junk. The pumpkins i can understand"
"well i thought you might want some of that"
"......nope .... its junk i threw it in the trash"
"well i should have given it to someone who will appericate it"
"yep... send it some kid for christmas. next time"
"well (she says well alot) i just might"
"ok..."
"well not much going on here. its a little cloudy. how's the weather there"
"good"
"hows work going?"
"good"
"do you need to talk to your father?"
"nope"
"hold i'll put him on...."
(converstation continues with dad while mom goes upstairs to pack more random shit to send me)
posted by Johnny Menace at 12:21 PM
11 Comments:
i so nearly won....
although that was fairly random shit i agree.you didnt really talk to your mom like that did you?some of us dont have mommys....
what? no votives!?!
Mom calls me at work: "What are you doing?"
Me: "Working, what do you think I'm doing?"
Love that one.
I think the junk exchange is an interesting concept. We all have crap we don't dare get rid of...why not send it to someone else to toss? I think your mom has hit on a stellar plan. it also allows for guilt-induction, which usually means getting a really nice Christmas/Birthday/anytime present. She's a genius!
storm - good give me your address and i'll have her sent you stuff.
larin - yes i've thought of this... and your right she would enjoy.. but i don't want her to.... ....... ok shit i'm going to just to see her reaction besides i need more blog material.
geezer - trust me.. this is how you talk to the woman... after 25 years.. i know how to talk to her.
shane - you and your votives.. look.. i'm happy you like to shop at Bed Bath Beyond but no more votives.
wes - no shit... always with the what are you doing.. no matter if they know what your doing..... to add on your example
(Me driving back from GA after visiting my parents to TX)
"Hi"
"Hi what are you doing?"
"driving back to texas...its only been 3 hours. it take 12 to get back"
"oh well.. just wanted to say we enjoyed having you over.....yadda yadda
glo - an evil genius
Halloween kicks ***!
jed - what's with the french flag?
jen - keeping candy in them and then i'll throw them away.
punk - ..a jar opener.. yep it could be... i would still throw it away though.
smartass - correspondence with mummy dearest?.. what's with the british talk?.. maybe i should just record a conversation with my mom and post it.
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