Don't bother knocking
Sorry Folks... i know you wanted those details on EN's first night at the Paddy Wagon but you'll have to wait until after the weekend.....
...... No we don't need a change of sheets... but can you send someone to restock the mini bar...
...... No we don't need a change of sheets... but can you send someone to restock the mini bar...
posted by Johnny Menace at 11:22 PM
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happy friday negro's!
I think you kidnapped EN and you have her bound in dental floss so she can't escape.
Or, it's the other way around.
I'll volunteer to stock the mini bar if you let me in... none of this "leave it outside in the hallway and put it on my tab" bullshit.
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*pokes head out the door
Uhmmm.. wow that's a big bitch.. shawn thanks for bringing the liquor but i can't let you in... #1 you might get sleepy and #2 if you do try to come in my security (the large life size he-man looking black motherfucker over there) will .... how did he put it "woop dat ass".... but again thanks for bringing the restock..
*closes door
*opens door*
*looks both ways*
*pushes out tray of misc. garbage and empty bottles,next to neighbors door*
*closes door*
*picks lock, uses stun gun on menace, ties En up and takes dump on her chest, smokes all menaces weed, masturbates wildly, leaves
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