My First Night at The Paddy Wagon

You know that Johnny Menace is a real humanitarian.... Finds White Devil and brings him back to us, aids Scumbag in appreciating and understanding PBC, keeps us all a-breast of danger with his Shark Attack informationals.... and documentaries on old-lady eating Crocodiles.

And now... he's taken me into his humble abode here at the Paddy Wagon when I had nowhere to call home.

I appreciate that. Thanks Johnny. You're a swell guy... hmm swollen.. uh huh. anyway....

So while he's off making crepes in the kitchen(he speaks fantastic bastard french btw), I'm going to attempt to talk about what my first nights stay was like bunking here at the Paddy Wagon. Because I know you're all curious... since, apparently Johnny has never had a roomie here.

*pauses*
*yawns*
*scratches ass*

Okay you know.... on second thought I'm way too exhausted to share today. But I did snap a picture of me in his bathrobe that pretty much speaks volumes.


And for some reason I keep feeling the need to shower... It will be my fourth one this morning... I just still feel so dirty.

I wonder what he's going to put in the crepes?

*limps off*