At least the couch wasnt ruined
posted by Everything Nice at 2:28 PM
Wednesday, November 08, 2006
Contributors
- On the Wagon: A documentary of survival
- Don't bother knocking
- My First Night at The Paddy Wagon
- Shane why didn't you want this?
- Excerpts from "I think your brillant"...... June 2...
- Mailbag........ #2
- A Premonition...... your first but not last
- Excerpts from "I think your brillant"...... June 2...
- Conversations with God...... take 3
- Excerpts from "I think your brillant"...... June 2...
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53 Comments:
Ew. Looks like the underside of my desk.
I just checked the desk.. you're right butchie.. I guess that area does get a little sticky.
Hmm.
Time to use the chisel again.
jack hammer.
can someone explain the whole "tossing the blanket i think its done" statement.
does it have something to do with him blowing his load all over it?
wow ... i read and read people .. rarely commenting.. and here i come to find changes of address?
and household items needing tossed?
and ... and.. fuck all...
~sugar
YOur "I work naked" comment on Pud's blog today required I come visit your blog...very very nice
butch - pole saw
EN - blanket is tossed.
carl - i hope someone will explain it. let me know when they do so i know.
anon/sugar - did you want to buy the blanket from me?
Toast is the fucking man! Good recruting EN!
jesus - i'm sorry that looks more like Chris Robinson
click - i'm a little rusty hold on. Pop pop goes the weasal the weasal.... wait ... i mean.... clickity click chitlin pop crackle pop..
hi SUG! Yes it goes hand in hand with Scumbag firing me from the Wedding Party and being left homeless and alone. *sob
Ass hole broke my heart! It's good to see you though :)
Jesustoast - I like you. Stop by more often...
Johnny - Thank you for the toss.
Carl - Maybe it was the maid, or something Calzone left... dunno.
thanks for allowing anon comments too ... although from time to time i can search my memory and remember my old password and shit.. :P
miss you girl!!! ... >:D< (hug icon on yahoo)
menace.. BUY IT??? are you lost? i dont buy things..
Geez, i feel like I walked onto the set of a soft-core film noir. I am almost sorry for the intrusion, just almost.
I too got here from Pud's. Nice post, good writing. I don't understand a bit of it, but it kinda pulls you in.
i have come to claim your soul
and to spill the fiery spunk of hell upon your linens
you are mine
i lust you
take a break Satan, you ain't all you think you are!
EN,
the poem you wrote for me on my blog was tremendous. i feel as if we are one step closer to banging.
please note, i like it when girls fondle my balls while sucking my crank. would you mind doing that?
ANON. I miss you too... you can always kinda find me here.. sort of. :D
If not, just leave a sticky note on the door or something.
Eccentric - Last time I checked I was an exhibitionist. Feel free to watch...no intrusion at all.
And about the writing, thanks! But yeah, we don't understand it much either.
Satan - Come here you big bad hot mother fucker... don't ruin Johnny's sheets though, he'll be pissed! I lust you too....
ANON - Actually he is.. he's satan. Nuff said.
Carl - we need to have a sit down drag out talk about your use of obscenities here... Is it alright if I dunk my hand in this vat of lard before I play with your balls?
And please stop calling it a crank... remember, i think Jack in the Box... and then I need curly fries.... or wait... say something creative like cock, or spankticket, or whoreshaft...
EN,
i don't feel as if i use obsenities on this blog. would you like me to start using bad words like cock, shit, balls etc?
What, you don't like spankticket? Whoreshaft?
Okay in the spirit of Thanksgiving how about "nobforgobbling"?
Fuck I don't know what the fuck you should say but whatever you do don't go over to Bosticks blog and tell him you want to shove his shaft deep down his throat because...
he will delete your comment.
Does this mean I can dip my hand in lard then?
*oh LOL.. shove YOUR shaft deep down HIS throat... jesus, my bad.
So yes on the lard?
is the party over here?
stop being gay
and stop sexing up my blog gonna get me in trouble fucker
Thanks for coming by. Can I have that towel to make a pot of tea?
Bostick, if i remember correctly you were sexing up your own blog with Merkin Man... I didn't have to do that for you.
Who's the dom there? You... or him?
what the fuck...i didn't say anything bad at your blog?
no fucking lard.
Jason, you may... I hope you like your tea salty...
Normally I rub my fist against the blanket between shots of Patron...
and then do the whole lick suck thing....
hey you cunt lickers...here is my last quote on bosticks blog
"i don't understand what that painting is about but it looks cool."
i don't see any obsenities at all.
fuck you.
ewwwwwww!!!!!
Carl - You know I have a soft place for you. Deep breaths... relax....
Bo - OH COME ON!!
fuck off carl you are a guy not a hot nekkid chick. You can comment all you want fag. Its not my feelings that get hurt assclown. I just dont want the drama from the misses gaywad.
jiz tea is 'EWWWWWW"
i'll have you know i have enough decency not to leave demented messages on bosticks blog.
all of you can go to hell.
i'm sick of this shit.
Maybe you two need alone time to sort this out?
carl are you being like shane?
EN,
you started this with your bogus rumors of me using foul language.
Oh well then Carl I feel like dogshit. I'm so terribly sorry.
Would you like my panties? They're not thongs but they are messy....
I left a formal apology on your blog and I will now prepare myself for a bath.
sorry for getting out of control.
i've snorted way too much blow this morning.
Have you tried downers Carl?
They're much better for your disposition.
Or midget lube wrestling maybe?
Carl, who is that fag that says he had gay sex with you and why wont you respond to him?
i don't know who that fag is.
i'm done.
Gays are bad, the church people even told me so.
Bo - do you have a mancrush on Carl? Was that a hint of jealousy?
Carl - Me too. Can I use your shirt to wipe off?
Jason - Yes, church people tell us many things... like to tithe... but I usually throw my phone number in there instead....
EN - There's an awful lot of your posts up in here. Where's that homo Johnny Menace hiding these days.
And don't say between your legs...
fuck you americans
suck my canadian balls
Editor Shawn - Not between my legs? Not a good excuse? Okay... How about standing right in front of me naked with his dick in my hand... no? Not working for you?
Last I saw Menace he was at the Meltdown posting pictures....
Actually also if you had been paying attention you would know that Johnny has been hard at work PRing for the Wedding Party so he hasn't been here much.
You miss him. That's special. It warms my heart. Don't worry... I don't steal any of his attention really, he still thinks of you.
White canadian Guy - Do canadian balls taste different than american ones - but they're really the same? Like, you call it "ham" and we call it "canadian bacon?"
I've always wanted to ask that.
EN - No, not working for me. He's probably got his dick on your tongue... free hands so you can type.
That fag better be thinking of me. We have headbands to monogram... Stick him in the ass with one of those bottles laying around and tell him I miss him.
Where is everyone? all this jumping around is giving me motion sickness
My balls taste better than any americunt douchbags do. EH?
How did I get here? I was looking for the Home Depot on Route 10.
damnit, what the hell is going on?? I feel so ... confused. One minute it's the Wedding Party. Then the paddy wagon. and I love the meltdown because of the quality time I spend stalking, er I mean reading emma's writing. And admiring her deliciousness...now I can't even keep up.
sigh.
shawn - can't you wait till x-mas... jesus man.. get a grip..
bo - stay still and let them come to you.
(i don't acknowledge canadiens)
spit - why not just moniter each blog with one of your many personalities?
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