Slow news day

Wow, was everyone thinking what i was thinking when all the national coverage broke out on these trapped miners:

- don't they have machines that mine coal now.
- what a slow news day
- Natalie Morales wants me. Why is Rita Crosby on MSNBC she's not even doable?
- Does West Virgina have a Starbucks?

Seriously we don't have machines or robots that can go down the tunnel scoop some dirt up and bring it back to the surface for people shift through and pull out coal... is that to advance for us?

If Johnny fuckin 5 can shoot a laser, escape from a military base and fuck Ally Sheedy 56 diffrent ways.. ...then i think we can build a machine to scoop coal.... by the way.... am i the only one knows about Ally Sheedy and Johnny 5 sex scene that got cut from that movie? some of the best 80's robot porn cinemagraphy.... oh well .... maybe in 2040 we'll get the patton for one and wait another 40 years for NASA to build it.... maybe they'll have invented a sand bag packing machine by then also. But for now why are we even putting human beings down there? Its fucking dangerous. I think the british had it right the first time... kids or forgieners should be doing this work until we know that it is 100% safe.

Was anyone really into this news?.. ..... me either... why is that.. because it was in West Virginia?

The only 2 things come to mind when i think of West Virgina... Shawn Miller and the Mountaineers... and now coal i guess.. so make that 3 ... which isn't good, but when in doubt judge a state by its beauty.... lets look at Miss West Virgina... ......................... let's see.............................. ................ uh huh...... ................. ok........................ ................ yeah...... ....... not good.. ..... not good at all.... what are you doing WVA you should of stuck with Heather Estep.

maybe it was because they were miners?

As you know miners by nature are evil. The Zorin corperation (When Christopher Walken is casted as your leader, you are evil or mentally challenged) The miners in Temple of Doom, The Zoolander family was mean and hated Derek... ........ ..........and before you start with the "They were hard working americans. This was a tragic accident. Mining is a dangerous job, they supply energy for the nation. This was a coraporte screw up." Let me stop you and say .. drop the fucking potatoe chip... drop it right now from your fat pudgey face and start excerising..

The real tragedy is that all of those miners were going to eventually get black lung and die at the ripe age of 60 before their pension kicks and go into convulsions in their bed as family members watch and can't do a thing about it.. you won't see that being covered in the news.... maybe on Lifetime. And i could think of 100 for tragic ways of dying than lack of oxygen,things getting a little dim.. and you go to sleep... but i'll only name a few and i'll make them all coal miner related.

• Being crushed to death from a collapse
• Inhaling 50 years worth of Carbon into your lungs
• Someone turning out the lights to the tunnels and leaving you there for the holidays
• Run over by a mine cart
• Pick Ax to the head
• Pick Ax to the groin
• Pick Ax to your hands and feet and then into your side
• Bat mauling
• Allergic reaction to coal
• Rescuers finding you and thinking that your already dead so they don't rush to save you
• Someone strikes a match and decides to bar-bq since they have all that coal
• Swallowing coal on a dare to put it in your mouth
• Canary mauling
• Electrocuted by the light on your helemet
• A serial pick ax murderer loose in the mine

Or maybe we didn't care because of Rita Crosby was reporting the story?

MSNBC you are winning me over with your lets get hot females to report stratgey..... but why is Rita Crosby on your staff? She's not even remotely doable except in that "I'm drunk its last call i'm going home with something to bust a nut... she'll do" way. Let's take a look at the MSNBC female lineup by far the best group as whole..... Look I have a full proof plan that will work............ If your not going to fire her for being ugly then demote Rita Crosby, let her brush all the other anchor's hair and tell them how good they look or whatever it is that fat ugly girls do to hang out with attractive people..... let her do that and move Sharon Tay to a reporter and give her some more face time... .... Feel free to call me Sharon and we can talk about asian stuff. Sorry Rita, hot asian trumps ugly everytime.