V - I would have sent you one... but she wouldn't fit in the box with the restraints...even after I cut off her arms and legs.
Stealth - ...SHIT. Do you? Even bothersome telemarketers that want to sell you subscriptions to Vegetables Weekly or service your fridgidaire?
Butchie - well that's too bad... I guess you'll have to make your own captions?
Spackler - Sorry, your stabbing limit is 116... one short of your goal... you'll have to lower your standards.
R2K - :|
Monkeys human - I have written two, but both movies bombed. Of course I'm not blaming myself... It's actually JLo's fault. The other screenplay was some sappy bullshit about a large cruise ship taking it up the ass by an iceberg... some sappy romantic 'period' peice... I said, whatever.
I did notice Calzone's lacking appendage... And I felt pity. But mom taught me not to stare at shit like that... I am glad he has decided to invest, he really needs to get laid.
OMFG! Skills!
ReplyDeletethis is the greatest blog in america!
ReplyDeleteSo I'm trying to be proactive about my next phone call....
ReplyDeleteBut Mai Suk Goo is tough to compete with... and Johnny is reluctantly declining any further collect calls...
This may have to be handled a bit more delicately....
You are truly brilliant :)
ReplyDeleteAnd I want an Asian whore...
Just sayin...
HOLY MOTHERFUCKING ...
ReplyDeleteROFLMFAO!!! Oh shit, that is funny!!!
You know how I love the phone calls... *giggle*
I sooo cannot read that fast.
ReplyDeletei hope that fag cums back soon. i want to eat his asshole then stab him 117 times.
ReplyDelete: )
ReplyDeleteThis was outrageously entertaining. Do you write screenplays on the side EN?
ReplyDeleteAs for Calzone, he's told me he's going to invest in a prosthetic penis. You know he doesn't have a penis. You might have noticed in the photos...
Just saying.
V - I would have sent you one... but she wouldn't fit in the box with the restraints...even after I cut off her arms and legs.
ReplyDeleteStealth - ...SHIT.
Do you? Even bothersome telemarketers that want to sell you subscriptions to Vegetables Weekly or service your fridgidaire?
Butchie - well that's too bad... I guess you'll have to make your own captions?
Spackler - Sorry, your stabbing limit is 116... one short of your goal... you'll have to lower your standards.
R2K - :|
Monkeys human - I have written two, but both movies bombed. Of course I'm not blaming myself... It's actually JLo's fault. The other screenplay was some sappy bullshit about a large cruise ship taking it up the ass by an iceberg... some sappy romantic 'period' peice... I said, whatever.
I did notice Calzone's lacking appendage... And I felt pity. But mom taught me not to stare at shit like that... I am glad he has decided to invest, he really needs to get laid.
Don't worry E,
ReplyDeleteI've already ordered an Asian whore off ebay for V...
just don't let on,
cause it's a surprise!
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